I think we need more fun around here. Throw away all your ideas of proper anatomy and normal numbers of limbs. Unleash your inner toddler and force your hand to scribble the most silly-looking horse imaginable!
1. You cannot ask an actual toddler to draw it for you.
2. Maximum time is 4 minutes per drawing. We don't want effort here.
3. A background is allowed, but it must also be terrible. If there's anything good about it, it will detract from the picture's overall Crappy Points.
The funnier it looks, the more I will like it.
Winner will get 400
or 1 month of core membership (same thing).
Deadline: dunno, whenever. This obviously isn't a serious contest.
There's my slightly naff example but I know you can do much better (worse) than that. He even has 4 legs, a mouth and everything. SAD!
Now it's your turn. Show the world your equine masterpiece.